The Thrills of Being First
A woman in the new age; confused, lonely, independent, and completely unabridged.
February 19, 2024
How To Get Hired, For Dummies
I am apparently the dummy in question.
February 12, 2024
The Laundry Room
I promise I will stop writing so much about Chicago—but hear me out.
February 05, 2024
A Year in Review (Again)
LA does chew you up and spit you out, but lucky for me, I'm a masochist. Year one, check.
January 31, 2024
A Modern-Day Dating Experiment
A digital little black book ;)
November 23, 2023
Bill Hader Has Anxiety Too, Mom
Job interviews are exactly like speed dating.
October 13, 2023
Kitchen Mouse
Yeah, turns out it's frustration.
September 17, 2023
If You See Her, Say "Hello"
Maybe casual isn't fun? Maybe I want something serious. Maybe I'm just frustrated.
September 15, 2023
Dinner's Leftovers
Roadtrip up the coast.
August 09, 2023
Yeah Yeah Yeah
My apartment flooded and I broke my lease...
May 08, 2023
Bluesy
Self-imposed uncertainty and doubt cause an absurd amount of stress.
March 15, 2023
One-Ways and Hash Browns
I finally left home.
February 13, 2023
Effervescent Manifesting
This year was goddamn hard but I'm getting out of here.
December 27, 2023
Busy and Caffeine-Addled
Okay, so it turns out, being the dumper feels good initially and then the doubt settles in. I did the right thing but I'm still jaded.
November 27, 2022
Return of 80s Synth
My headphones never come off. Car problems suck. I dumped my ex.
October 02, 2022
Inside the Mind of an INFJ Girl
Well, it turns out that shyness is holding me back. Time to kill it—or at least reason with it.
September 16, 2022
Trying Not to Be a Wallflower
I know the extrovert is in there somewhere. Why she's shy, I don't know.
August 02, 2022
The Indefensible and Absurd Monotony of Hollywood
The lack of diversity in entertainment, supported by the Annenberg Inclusion Initiative's extensive research.
July 21, 2022
Struggling Forward
Eating disorders, curiosity surrounding sobriety, relapsing, and the fucking terrible state of the world.
July 06, 2022
Why I Kinda Fucking Love Stranger Things (The Women)
Fantastically written female characters make all the difference.
June 01, 2022
Accepting My Mental Maximalism
I think I have undiagnosed ADHD.
May 10, 2022
Good News & Bye to Winter Blues
Why does daylight savings even exist?
April 13, 2022
(Trying to) Live in the Moment
Being awful is an accomplishment.
March 04, 2022
I'm...Confused
Elena takes on Photoshop.
February 16, 2022
OnlyFans Rescinds Its Porn Ban
Hint: it's not for the reason you think.
August 05, 2021
Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Chaos
A rundown on Hollywood's favorite bad-boy heavy metalists.
August 18, 2021
Frank Ocean Unveils Luxury Jewelry Store, Homer, in NYC
Inspired by the contemporary style of Takashi Murakami, by appointment only.
February 05, 2024
Why We're All Obsessed With Omar Apollo
The star's rise to fame and upcoming 2021 North American tour.
April 21, 2021
Netflix Is Launching an In-House Casting Department
Led by Brittany Grooms, Rich Leist & Cesar Rocha.
July 25, 2021
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